How The F*ck Do I Read My Birth Chart Part IV

Hey…. Hi…. how y’all doing? (ME awkwardly slipping into the blog trying to pretend like it hasn’t been 4 months since my last post). I’m sure you guys have given up on me completely but guess what, MY SATURN placement will not let me just leave everyone hanging!  As promised, I am dedicating a brand-new […]

How the F**K do I read my birth chart Part III

So, you’re back for more huh? I mean, first of all, thank you! Second of all, I hate it when people say shit like “first of all and second of all” so let me stop myself before this goes too far. If you’re just seeing this and wondering wtf “Part III” even is, then I […]